I decided I’m going to make MY MILLIONS from ONE specific customer – DUMBASS DOOFUS – by selling a LIFETIME SUPPLY of Preparation H to him – AT DISCOUNT before he can’t even SIT DOWN — butt when he stands up and turns around the ”grease stain on the back of his pants” may show, whoops.. LOLROTF!  It just does not stop.. from  Real DUMBASS DOOFUS.. THE TREACHEROUS, TREASONOUS TRAITOR