While I take NO PLEASURE in bombastically  redistributing your cerebral brain matter randomly throughout your immediate environment in a totally erratic and disorganized fashion, I MUST INSIST that it is apologetically unavoidable due to current and unavoidable circumstances. made obvious in the following newscast. ENJOY – LOLROTF!😜😆😵😧👀

Apologies for the HWBS that follows the primary news.. !!!!!!!!!